A story-driven science fantasy game where combat, choices and comedy collide.
A story-driven science fantasy game where combat, choices and comedy collide.
Care to confirm you're NOT that doofus?
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Septurian Might is a story-driven 2D science-fantasy ARPG set in Septura — an alien world where intellect is currency and knowledge is power. Built around the unique twist of stealing intellect from enemies to claim their abilities, it blends tight action-platformer combat with a branching, emotional story.
Across 7 chapters and 15+ hours of playtime, you'll face over 100 unique foes, forge unlikely friendships, and shape a world that evolves with your choices. Hand-drawn animation, absurd sci-fi humor, and a lore-rich universe make Septurian Might as heartfelt as it is unpredictable.
What Testers Are Saying 
We’ve just wrapped Phase 1 of playtesting, with 25 players from across the globe putting Septurian Might’s combat through its paces. Their feedback has already helped us tune encounters, tighten mechanics, and improve the overall feel of combat in ways we never could’ve achieved alone.
Meet the Doofuses > incoming transmissions from the development bunker
After months of building Septurian Might in isolation, I handed it to 25 testers across the globe. Some of what they told me was humbling. All of it was necessary.
Our protagonist will eventually have 100+ abilities, most performable while standing, jumping, and running. That's 300 hand-drawn animations for one character. Here's how we cut that down without compromising design.
PNG file sizes lie to you. Designing for a 1440p target meant our environment art was inherently massive — but the real memory killer was transparent pixels. Here's the math, and how we fixed it.
Every fight, every moment, and every gag is backed by a soundtrack that slaps harder than Will Smith at an award show. Here’s a glimpse of the soundtrack on Spotify — the full Chapter 1 album drops alongside the demo!
Hit play and prepare for earworms. You've been warned.
We were totally kidding about the doofus thing.
If you'd like to write about Septurian Might, here's our handy press kit:
Open Press KitIf you want to reach out directly, drop us a line at press@septurianmight.com
And once again — you're not a doofus.
You're kewl. Very kewl.
PRESS PEOPLE = AWESOME!
Or simply wanna vent about the crush who won't text back? We're here for you…
Reach us at
info@septurianmight.com(Not really but we're trying to be professional)
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Meet Bro.
Bro thought NFTs would make him a millionaire.
His Banana Pie #4271 is now worth $2.
Bro now flinches whenever someone says 'blockchain.'
Please make better financial decisions than Bro.
Wishlist on SteamUnlike Bro's portfolio, Septurian Might still has a future.
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